[andrewpauldost]

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

• me flirting: wanna follow me on tumblr

[pinkspotlight]

the first step towards confidence is not being afraid to be ugly

once you get over the fear of being unattractive and stop equating beauty with other good things in life (friends, love, happiness) it’s a lot easier to love yourself unconditionally

your job is not to sit around and be pretty and easy on everyone else’s eyes

your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and look however the fuck you want while doing it

[6gosh]

me: i need to lose some weight

friend: but you look so good

me: bitch who said i didn’t look good!! the fuck!!!!

[chubcakes]

What a good sheep selfie.

[juanzerker]

Hangin out with the fam. #blessed 

[facebook]

Being Friends with the Signs VS Being Best Friends with them

[awkw0rd-hipster]

Aries: shy and calm/ caring and compassionate
Taurus: sweet and shy/ Satan
Gemini: pretty much a dick/ emotional and depressed
Cancer: attractive and intimidating/ a big teddy bear
Leo: gay/ bADDEST BITCH THAT YOU CANT HELP BUT LOVE
Virgo: energetic and crazy/ same thing but tells you more
Libra: gREAT/ emotional and really sweet
Scorpio: flirtatious and ew/ a bitch
Sagittarius: Weird, shy, and annoying/ even more weird, shy, and annoying. Really upfront
Capricorn: fun/ fun/ fun/ fun
Aquarius: fun and carefree/ a total sweetheart
Pieces: really gay/ energetic and smart

[cashmerethoughtsss]

But will the world stop for Kenya the way it did for France?

a real danish law

[useless-denmarkfacts]

“if the sea between denmark and sweden freezes over, and a swede crosses that sea to denmark by foot, it is required by law, or at the very least legal, to grab a stick and use it to hit the swede. - any other weapon is not legal”

[dennys]

Ahh, the ever-elusive unicorn. Known for its rare beauty and majestic uniqueness, the unicorn is hard to find. But you know what else is hard to find for the unicorn? Friends. The lonely kernel may be coveted by many, but is known by few. 

One…is the loneliest number that you’ll ever corn…

[flamingfagg0try]

Amen 🙏

[364357]

this is so sad 😔

[palestinianpapi]

Ya Allah

[peaceloveandpizzas]

Stories like this deserve media attention. Why was this #NotBreakingNews? 

[queenfoisback]

Do not put aside your religion at a time like this, do not compromise your faith. 

[inshallahtounite]

that being said, our religion also allows us to act in whatever ways are best to preserve our life, including taking off hijab if we feel it makes us a target.

Don’t feel guilty if you feel that you must take off hijab for your own safety. Keep praying, and do what you feel is best.

[queenfoisback]

I haven’t seen anyone post about this yet, but another 28 year old Muslim from Fort McMurray (Alberta, Canada) was shot dead in his apartment. He was a university graduate from Ottawa who went to Fort McMurray to save up for his wedding. Please keep the family in your duaas, and please stay safe.